alduin:

vulturephantasy:

theserpentking:

Rude.

this argonian is me.

gpoy

(Source: brianmagno)

yoshissupport:

dat humor XD

oh man I’m glad Tim doens’t have a tumblr this is the best idea

yoshissupport:

dat humor XD

oh man I’m glad Tim doens’t have a tumblr this is the best idea

(Source: bonushumor)

A Point In Every Direction Is The Same As No Point At All

  • Rockman: Say, what's happenin' with you boys. You look pretty shook up.
  • Rockman: You been goofin with the bees?
  • Oblio: We were banished, is this the Pointless Forest?
  • Rockman: Say babes, ain't nothin pointless about this gig.
  • Rockman: Thing is... Ya see what you wanna see. And you hear what you wanna hear. Dig.
  • Rockman: Ya ever see Paris?
  • Oblio: No.
  • Rockman: Ya ever see New Dehli?
  • Oblio: No
  • Rockman: Well that's it. You see what you wanna see. and you hear what you wanna hear.
  • And with that, the Rockman fell soundly asleep

vondell-swain:

vondell-swain:

lowtax:

missyzu:

Fire from a burning building being sucked into a tornado.

woah nigga hold up

wh

get out of there fireman what are you doing

there’s a tornado

I can’t stop laughing at this fireman

he’s just standing there going

“well darn, look at that.

fire tornado.

huh.”

  • English: I love you
  • Slovak : Milujem ťa
  • Thor: This girl, I like her. ANOTHER!
  • Finnish: Rakastan sinua
  • Slovenian: Ljubim te
  • Danish: Jeg elsker dig
  • Portuguese: Amo-te
  • Tagalog: Mahal kita
  • Punjabi: Panchod chup kar
  • Somali: Dhillo iska amus
  • Arabic: Ana bahebak
  • Moroccan Arabic: Kanbghik
  • Polish: Kocham cię
  • Albanian: Te dua
  • Hebrew: אני אוהב אותך
  • Urdu: Meh tum se pyar kartee hoonh
  • Greek: Σε αγαπώ
  • Irish (Gaelic): Táim i' ngrá leat
  • Japanese: (romajii) Aishiteru yo.
  • Tumblr: FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING FUCK I HATE YOU
  • Keymash: alskdfjcashbcnlasdjfan
  • Thornberry: BLARHAGARHHGARH
  • Dean: Don't ever change.
  • Fangirlish: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST LOOK AT YOU jasdhfifhss
  • Hungarian: Szeretlek
  • Persian: Doostet daram
  • Turkish: Seni seviyorum
  • Batman: NO LOVE. ONLY JUSTICE.
  • Russian: Я тебя люблю (Ya tebya lyublyu)
  • Italian: Ti amo~
  • Nightwing: Touch my ass
  • Robin: Kiss my fist
  • Spanish: Te amo
  • French: Je t'aime
  • Ukrainian: Я люблю тебе.
  • German: Ich liebe dich
  • Bengali: Ami tumake bhalobashi
  • Loki: Never doubt that I love you
  • Hulk: Hulk love you. You are Hulk's.
  • Writer: I love you as much more than the sun loves the ocean, the grass loves the breeze, and the heat loves the rain.

pocket-sebastian:

arkadie:

#oh Harry the things you don’t know about yourself could fill a book #in fact #they did #seven of them

Harry Potter and Holy Fuck I’m A Wizard

Harry Potter and Shit I Can Talk To Snakes

Harry Potter and When the Fuck Did I get a Godfather?

Harry Potter and There are Other Wizarding Schools?

Harry Potter and Oh My God I Can See What Voldemort’s Doing

Harry Potter and Snape Was Friends With My Mum?!

Harry Potter and Well Fuck Snape was a Good Guy All Along and Now I Have to Die Whyyyy

(Source: the-swedish-short-snout)

docdrex:


Darius dunken’ on Fiora

and this, my friends, is how you “dunk”

YYYYYYEEEEEESSSSSSSSS

docdrex:

Darius dunken’ on Fiora

and this, my friends, is how you “dunk”

YYYYYYEEEEEESSSSSSSSS

(Source: ninjaturtle-neil)

randomnessmachine:

I’m not the only one who thought about this, am I ?

(Source: sillymuggles)